Things I Never Thought I’d Say (But Routinely Do)

Oh, kindergarten. So often I catch myself uttering sentences that are so outrageous they could only be uttered in a kindergarten classroom. And, well, then there are the sentences that I'm oh so used to: Don't wear your lunch box. Is that clay in your hair? It's spelled "F-O-R-K." Your have to say the "R." … Continue reading Things I Never Thought I’d Say (But Routinely Do)